thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

Grimes by Holly Andres for The New York Times

Anonymous

Popemarina said you loved brite lites.

never trust the word of alaina popemarina

Anonymous

Give me the................................ BRITE LITES

i cant believe i still get these messages

could be gayer

i had my first orchestra rehearsal today it was sooo amazing omg… somehow i got placed in the third stand which is pretty good i thought i would be like last chair?? but seating rotates a ton so idk if it means anything.. also we r gonna tour in prague switzerland and berlin lmao no big deal… and in addition it sounds sooo good like we were sight reading the bartok concerto for orchestra and dvorak cello concerto and even sightreading it sounded like a professional orchestra wow

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

bombing:

just a tip for all you bachelors out there: you don’t have to pay for dinner if the restaurant is on fire

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Canadian Applicant